The king's jester

 The King's Jester

   Once upon a time, there was a jester. He wasn't very funny. Well, he was to the little kids because he made fart jokes. However, the king and queen were above that stuff. One day, the king said," Jester, if you tell me one last fart joke, I will through you in the crocodile pit that I may or may not have in my basement." But, as you know, jesters are not very serious. He told one more fart joke, and the king pulled on a lever, and the jester fell through the floor. 

     The jester was falling through the floor when he landed in the crocodile pit the king may or may not have. He quickly attracted the attention of the king crocodile, because the crocodiles have been down there so long that they have created a monarchy. "WHO DARES DISRUPT MY MARIO KART!" bellowed the king croc. " Sorry, that was me," stammered the poor, terrified, jester. "YOU ARE LUCKY THAT MY I WON MY MARIO KART GAME!" Shouted the king croc. "OTHERWISE, I WOULD HAVE EATEN YOU ALIVE! HA HA HA!" "Please don't eat me!" cried the jester. "I'll do anything you want!" "WE HAVE BEEN DOWN HERE FOR SUCH A LONG TIME, WE DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE. WE ONLY GET FED WITH THE OCCASIONAL DRAGON CORPSE." The jester thought for a second. " I can help you with that!"

     The king was enjoying his daily walk,  when he would deny the peasants help in their troubles. Suddenly, the giant croc and the jester burst out of the ground in the village. The jester did a front flip off the croc and landed in front of the king. "Ha! You can't imprison the crocodiles anymore!" "No, you fool! The crocodiles were put down there because they ate everybody last time there were outside!" The king said. Then the crocodiles ate them.