One day, Jim Jim went skiing with some friends up at Brian Head. When they got their, they went and got all of their ski clothes on and got their skis. When they got them they went over to where the small hills were to get warmed up. When Jim Jim went down the first hill he didn't do very well and wrecked. Then his friends laughed at Jim Jim because they thought he was worth dirt because he couldn't even make it down the first hill without crashing. When he went down on the smaller hill he ran into some kid that was super good at skiing who would eventually become the worlds greatest skier. When he crashed the little kid was way mad, like, really mad, so the kid hit Jim Jim in the leg with his skis and split his femur in half. Now Jim Jim was really mad but told himself it was okay and decided to ski some more despite his split femur. When he kept on going and crashing he found that his femur hurt and decided to ignore it. When he finally made it down the first hill without crashing, he thought he was good enough for the slope only made for Olympians. The only way to make it up the hill was the ski lift. Jim Jim thought it was fun until he stuck in the middle of the lift when it broke down, three hours had passed and he hadn't moved at all, he decided to hop off even though it was a forty foot drop and he had a broken femur. When he landed and injured himself he got right back up on the skis and walked the way up the the hardest run.
When he finally made it up, he discovered the ski lift started working again and the kid he ran into earlier punched him in the gut and Jim Jim threw up on the little kid. The kid decided to walk away because he didn't want anymore vomit on him. After a few more hours Jim Jim finally made it up to the top. When he was beginning to go he was doing okay, then the hard part came, the hill went 92 degrees for 80 feet. Jim Jim thought it was fine and went down anyway. When he tried to do it and he wasn't on the ground he was very happy because he thought he was good at ski jumping, but when he landed, he hit so hard that it started an avalanche which destroyed the hole resort and covering everyone their. When Jim Jim dug his way out of the snow he saw his friends. When he went up to talk to them they broke Jim Jim's other femur and threw him in a huge hole they made that was impossible to get out of. Then Jim Jim's friends drove off in Jim Jim's Lamborghini because before they threw him in the hole they said that they would go get help and they needed his keys, sadly he had been so gullible that he actually believed them.
Several months had passed and Jim Jim's femurs had gotten worse, his friends stole his Lamborghini and he was still stuck in the snow hole.
THE END
Ha ha LOL, I loved the simple humor in this story and how you kept it going all the way to the very end. I didn't really see any errors except for the word 'hole' in the second paragraph at the end of the sixth sentence, I'm pretty sure you meant to type 'whole' but must have missed the W.
ReplyDeleteThat was the saddest yet funniest thing I have ever read. But better spelling. Could you make this into a series?
ReplyDeleteJim Jim's having a very bad day. That was really funny! There was a spelling error when you said hole instead of whole. Great story.
ReplyDeleteThat was crazy funny I read it twice it was so funny. Jim Jim is having a very very bad day. there was a few spelling errors but other than that it was great. :) :) :) :-)
ReplyDeleteIt was quite the story, Braden. I would just add that maybe you could add more description.
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