March Post - Seth Millward

        School, the bane of the species Homo sapiens existence, was easily the worst thing that we Morinogmos could see had ever happened to humans within their existence. Our mission was simple, infiltrate earth, decide whether or not schools should be obliterated off the face of the entire planet. Infiltration was easy, abduct a human body, insert our consciousness into their brain, and enter the school the next day. It was what to do once we got down there that we had no idea.

        We Morinogmos really had no clue about what humans did down their except that young adolescence had very strong negative feelings about their educational system. What made them think that? we have no idea, which is what we're going down their to find out, Kindor out.

        Today is the first school day of the week on planet earth, yesterday we successfully transferred my consciousness into the body of a young teenage boy, I will leave out some of the more gruesome details as to how that works so that you don't have any issues with brain function. I enter into the front room of the school building, and walk right into a sonic boom, at least, that's what it seemed like. The hallway was so ridiculously loud that it pounded my newly obtained human eardrums to near deafness. I somehow managed to find my way through the mass of bodies and get to homeroom. I studied our victims school schedule the night before and now know the order of classes that I should be going to.

        I make it through the first three "periods" of the school's education order. I first had language arts, a class that didn't make much sense to me but the majority of the other students seemed to enjoy for the most part. I then made my way to math class, where, after monitoring the students brain waves, most of the kids learned things that they already knew. And finally went to something know as an "elective class" called drama, that no one really participated in, including me.

         I am now at "lunch time", a period of time set aside for the children to eat their mid-day meal, though most of them use it as a time to get away with bad language and inappropriate themes. One student, for no apparent reason, threw his lunch tray at another, splattering tomato sauce and meatballs all over his back. After this incident I quickly leave the area and head to my next class.

       "I have now successfully completed my evaluation of human schools", I tell the commander. "what should we do with them. He replies "Well I was thinking about just dropping a nuke on them," he says while pulling a cigar out of his mouth. "I think that's a great idea commander, I will launch it immediately," I proceed to press the "nuke all" button. And so ended the existence of schools on the entire face of planet Earth, along with a lot more than that.