Jim Jim's Mad March Adventure - Braden

Jim Jim's Story

      One day, after Jim Jim's terrible ski trip, and got his Lamborghini back, he called the cops on his friends for stealing it in the first place, sadly, he was just hired as a cop, so he had to go and arrest them. First he had to find out where they lived, and what they looked like, because after they left Jim Jim in the hole in Brian head, they went and got plastic surgery, and moved to Somalia so Jim Jim would never find them again. When Jim Jim didn't know where to look, he threw a dart at a map of the world and it landed directly on Western Africa, right where Ebola started. So Jim Jim took the first flight he could and found himself locked up in a tent for a week while people came in and jabbed him with pointy things to try to find out if he had Ebola. Unfortunately, he was tested positive. The only part infected on him was his arm, so they had to amputate it to try to stop spreading. The doctor that came in to get rid of it was that jerk kid from the ski resort that snapped his femur in half that is still recovering after a recent break while running a super marathon with a broken femur, the super marathon was all the way across Russia in one go with no breaks. 

     When the jerk kid came in the tent, he snapped his fingers and a bunch of other people came in and Jim Jim realized that they were his friends that stole his Lamborghini. When they all carried in the huge chain saw that probably wasn't meant for amputating things, Jim Jim remembered that he was going to arrest them, sadly, he forgot why, so it would be hard to plead his case in court. When that one jerk kid came over, he hit Jim Jim in the foot so it would break it so then they could use duct tape to stick him to the wall. But before Jim Jim got hit, he fell in a hole in the ground and everyone started laughing at him, but then the whole continent of Africa started drifting off the face of the planet. Everyone in Africa went into anarchy blowing up everything they could see. One group of people found the whole continents supply of nuclear weapons and jumped off and landed in the ocean completely unharmed. When Jim Jim finally made it out of the hole he saw his friends and the jerk kid from the ski resort drive off in his Lamborghini. At the sight of this, Jim Jim fell back in the pit but accidentally pulled the motor starter on the huge chainsaw and pulled it down into the pit. And that is the last time anyone ever saw Jim Jim ever again. (or will they) 

The End